Britney Spears may move back down south

According to the Star, Britney Spears may be getting fed up with the Hollywood lifestyle so much that she is planning to move back home to Louisiana.

Sick of living in the fishbowl that is L.A., sources say, pregnant pop tart Britney Spears is thinking of moving back to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. “Los Angeles has worn her down,” a source says.

“She says every mistake is magnified a thousand times, and she’s sick of being judged all the time.”

Another reason, says the source: those California girls!

“It’s like Kevin’s head is on a swivel when a pretty girl walks by.” And what’s husband Kevin Federline’s reaction to a move? “He told her, ‘Send me a postcard!’” (source)

I think she should send him a post card. Except, I would change “send” to “tape to his face” and “post card” to “fragmentation grenade”. I have to give Britney some respect if she really intends on moving back home to raise her children, but I’m not so sure that moving to the south is the best way to get away from smokin’ hot chicks. Considering some of the hottest girls I know are from the south. Because I am an ambassador of peace and the American way, I am willing to undertake a hands on study of where the hottest girls in the land are from. No matter how long it takes or how many pictures of hot girls’ boobies arrive in my inbox at info@fatbackmedia.com/nsfw. Give peace a chance.