Finger Linkin’ Good, y’all!

Friday Link time. This is where I show the slow, sweet lovin’ to my Internet honnies. Smooth like chicken gravy for your biscuit, sugar.

How much do you want to get laid when you’ll snip your calamari ring to bang a Jewish chick? Zach is back baby! In full-on excoriating force. The New York Times Wedding announcements are back in the sights of Veiled Conceit. (Veiled Conceit)

Speaking of Orthodoxy, Will Smith is getting Jiggy with the Jews in Jerusalem. He crashed a Bar Mitzvah in the walled city this week. L’Chaim! (Velvet Hot Tub)

My girl Kathie at Givememyremote.com wields her royal power and commands a SUPER SIZED The Office finale. Her will be done. Amen. (GMMR)

Sexy Tina B has the deets on Bo Bice getting drunk and disorderly and nearly getting his ass handed to him by the Giants’ Glenn Parker. Play some Skynyrd man! Bo. What a stupid ass name.(Glitterati Gossip)

Mischa Barton + Chilly breeze = Headlights on Highbeam. (D*anas Dirt)

Paris Hilton lost her Bentley in a Poker Game. At least I think there were cards there.(Derek Hail)

There’s really no reason to have a semi-nude Lake Bell picture up there except I think she’s pretty hot and where the hell is Surface?