NSFW – Fatback Media

In least surprising move of the year, I am posting the ubiquitous Scarlett Johannson bikini pictures that have been making the rounds. The really doesn’t need to be a reason, but I have one. Just ’cause.

There are many, many sites that have the whole set, so feel free to browse them if you like. If you want to save a click or two, I’ll tell you that the next photo (after the third one there) shows Scarlett Pushing Josh Hartnett’s head under water till he drowns then there is a series of photos of me laughing maniacally and rubbing my hands together as Scarlett walks into my cabana while taking her clothes off.