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In a recent interview with GQ, actor and expectant father Tom Cruise reported that he may eat his baby’s placenta and umbilical cord. I guess that’s one way to get your stem cells.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”(source)(awesome photo)

I have to respect Tom Cruise and Scientology because they aren’t even trying to hide it anymore. “Yeah, so we’re fucking crazy. No sounds during childbirth, alien invaders are among us and we’ll probably eat your baby if you leave it unattended.” No apologies. That’s how I live my life. I would like to address the fact that Tom Cruise would eat raw baby pregnancy innards. That’s just gross. You have to dredge that shit in flour and deep fry it and hit with some hot sauce. Fucking cannibal.

UPDATE: Tom and Katie had a sentient lifeform! Super sexy Tina B. from Glitterati Gossip has the details.