Collard Greens with a side of Linkbacks
It’s Friday, you country ho. And that’s my day get all you outta pocket bitches back in line. You are so country. What the hell am I gonna do with you?
Tom Cruise isn’t a doctor but he did stay at a Scientology Express last night. (Velvet Hot Tub).
The Loop is the best new show that will probably not make it because Network Execs are idiots. Oh, and it has Mimi Rogers. Grrrwl. Cougar! (GMMR)
Chad Michael Murray’s new jailbait girlfriend is not pregnant. Obviously, he has weakened sperm. What a weak, genetically inferior bastard. My sperm is impregnating supermodels in other countries as we speak. (The Bosh).
Joe Simpson, the dirty dawg touchy-feely dad of Jessica and Ashley was on hand in Australia to creep out the citizens down under with his chester-molester outfit on. All he needs is a white van with a love seat stuffed in the back. PS. When Jenny talked about masturbating in this post I fell in love with her all over again.(sigh) (IDLYITW)
Mariah Carey has photoshop lost some weight and is almost bangable again. (Subvert Society)
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