NSFW – Fatback Media

Sean Preston Federline was admitted to a hospital this week with what was reported as a skull fracture. Apparently, a “nanny” was with him when he fell out of his high chair. He was released back home but shortly after the Federlines got a visit from LA County Sheriffs.

On April 7, when Britney Spears and Kevin Federline realized that their baby, Sean Preston, had been sleeping more than usual, panic bells went off. Just six days earlier, the 7-month-old had taken a major fall from his high chair, a tumble that had his parents worried that he might have been critically injured.

They had every right to fret. After rushing Sean to a nearby hospital, they discovered he had a minor skull fracture (sometimes called a “scalp fracture” in babies), and a blood clot. And the doctors weren’t the only ones to take notice! The next day, the Department of Children and Family Services began looking into the incident.

The Spears-Federline clan escaped disaster, but not their obligation to explain themselves to the authorities. On April 8, L.A. sheriff’s deputies arrived at Britney’s Malibu home to investigate a child-abuse claim against Britney and Kevin in relation to the head injury. Such an investigation isn’t unusual. According to California law, whenever a baby is brought into the hospital with a serious injury, the Department of Children and Family Services is alerted. (source)(image)

I can’t be the only one who saw this coming. Besides the fact that the kid was bound to tip over with all that water sloshing around in his giant gourd head, leaving an infant in the charge of Britney and Kevin was a recipe for disaster. Kinda like when my mom would use the fact that I kept “falling” from the top of the stairs to get more Valium from the doctor.