NSFW – Fatback Media

Fresh faced, beauty Evangeline Lilly has no patience for the laid back luau lifestyle in Hawai’i. She recently told a source that she gets very frustrated with the slow pace of Hawaiians and the lifestyle gets her down.

The pretty Canadian admits island life really gets her down, especially when she’s in a hurry to get somewhere.

She explains, “The notion of ‘aloha’ is really nice when you’re a visitor walking on the sidewalk and everyone’s cool and going, ‘Yay! Aloha!’

“But when you’re on the road running late for work and everyone’s fucking ‘Yay! Aloha!’ you want to snap! No one understands that there is a passing lane, no one understands there is a speed limit you can exceed.”

Unfortunately, Lilly’s co-stars have fallen foul of the island’s strict speed limit laws–her boyfriend Dominic Monaghan and Michelle Rodriguez are among those who have been booked for driving too fast in recent months.(source)

The entire cast of Lost is trying to single-handedly turn back the clock a hundred years in Hawaii. At least Evangeline has been arrested for DUI yet. I completely understand her frustration though. I mean whenever I travel to a place where the indigenous people have been living there in peace for thousands of years I just burn their villages and run over them with my bulldozer. It’s really easy because they’re all so slow. Mahalo!