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Even though I first reported that Charisma Carpenter would be playing Wonder Woman, apparently there are some other actresses in running. It seems Kate Beckinsale is on the short list for the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming Joss Whedon film.

Contact music is reporting that insiders claim Whedon is “very happy” with Beckinsale and have confirmed that production on his highly anticipated movie adaptation of the popular comic book series will begin filming in early September.(source)

Kate Beckinsale is incredibly hot, but I can’t see her as Wonder Woman. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s British and petite and Wonder Woman is supposed to be an Amazon Warrior. That said, I can see her being involved in some crazy sexual hi-jinks that involve some wire work, gymnastics and being locked in a cage with me for 63 hours.

Joss Whedon may be the smartest man on the earth. Directorial expertise notwithstanding, how else can you explain the fact that the hottest women on earth are vying to be in his films? Well, I’ll tell you. He sold his soul to the devil. Except, in exchange for good looks and huge fame, he traded his soul for cult status as an underrated director writer and creator. I would have sold my soul to the devil but he was already pissed at me for that golden fiddle incident. Oh and I banged his wife, too. Stupid devil.

UPDATE: So apparently this was an April Fool’s joke that joblo.com put on his website and IMDB picked it up as a new story, then they told two friends, and they told two friends, and so on, and so on.. April Fools is for bitches. I stand by my post because my sources were the usual half-researched, mostly made up crap of lies that I usually use here. Plus, I did bang the devils wife. Hot Stuff! Thanks to all the smartypants assholes loyal readers who pointed that out. You complete me.

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