Britney Spears Pregnant, again. Due in September.

God damn it. Will this story ever die? Apparently, Britney really is pregnant again and planned the whole thing so she could jump right in to the white trash stereotype and zip it all the way up to the top.

It looks like Britney’s two babies will be exactly one year apart in age. A source tells Star that the new baby is due within a week of Sean’s first birthday on Sept. 14.

“Britney is about three months along,” the source says.

“She doesn’t believe in having babies three or four years apart,” the source says. “She wants to have hers close together. And they will be.” (source)(photo)

I continue to be utterly baffled by everyone and everything associated with Britney Spears. It’s like she is trying to be as gross as possible. I mean, even my mom, who would take us grocery shopping in a threadbare lime green sweat suit that, at best, could be described as porous, had the wherewithal to slide on her high heels before we went out. (Nice touch!) Britney goes out with zit cream, hair in a sticky rat’s nest and either clothes that she needs to loose 20 pounds to fit in, or a bloated tie-dyed mumu.

The next photos you will see of Britney Spears will be: her, baby on one hip, new baby bump protruding from her HOT MAMA belly shirt and curlers in her hair as she picks fried chicken bits from her teeth while smoking a cigarette. I can send her some pictures of my mom if she needs some guidance.