NSFW – Fatback Media

It’s Friday. Pimp day. My day to spread the link love. So here’s what’s happening in the big city, y’all. Brook Burns is back to full on hotness mode after her injury, so I put that image there to remind you. I’m hungry.

Violet Ann Garner-Affleck Bristow is out and about with her mom, just in time for the new episodes of Alias. (GMMR)

Hooters Air is discontinuing flights to Myrtle Beach, my old home town. Now how will I get my dose of boobies when I fly in for trip to the Grand Strand for the Shag Contest? (Glitterati)

Naomi Campbell is tough like Russell Crowe. I’d like to fight her in a cage match. (IDLYITW)

Gwyneth Paltrow feeds her fetus Barley and Hops. It was good enough for my mom and me, why not for Milton? (The Bosh)

Britney Spears wants to play Janis Joplin in a new biopic. Janis Joplin had soul. Britney Spears has chicken McNuggets. That doesn’t make sense. And neither does Britney Playing Janis in a movie. (Pop Bytes)