NSFW – Fatback Media

TMZ is reporting that Scarlett Johannson was named the #1 in FHM’s Top 100 Sexiest Women in the World reader poll. I don’t ever read magazines like FHM, Blender, Stuff, etc because of their insane policy of Photoshopping the nipples out of the photos. I like my models airbrushed yet fully anatomically correct – just like at my sex parties.

FHM has announced a list of the “100 Sexiest Women in the World” for 2006 according to their readers. This year’s big-screen siren, Scarlett Johansson, tops the list. Other hotties on the podium include Angelina Jolie, coming in second place, and Jessica Alba, who ranked third. Next in line is Jessica Simpson, followed respectively by Keira Knightley, Halle Berry, Jenny McCarthy, Maria Sharapova, Carmen Electra, and Teri Hatcher.(source)

Although, most of the ladies mentioned above have made into one or more of my screenplays, I think the list is a mess as is its message. All women are sexy, in their own way. The sexiest woman in the world should be judged on her personality, her intellect and her contribution to society, oh and her huge rack.