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Scarlett Johanssson has apparently parted ways with greaseball idiot her boyfriend Josh Hartnett. According to TMZ, Scarlett was seen out alone and the rumors are flying.

Sexy Scarlett Johansson was out and about at Hollywood hot spot Tokio with friends. Noticeably missing — boyfriend Josh Hartnett. Scarlett was low-keying it, partially covering her beautiful face with a hoodie. So, is the relationship kaput? Rumors have it that he called it quits.(source)

Now I have to kick Josh Harnett’s ass for different reason. First, he defiled Scarlett Johansson with his bumbling, ‘rush to get it in and pulled out before she knows you’ve shot your wad‘ version of sex he calls Tantra, and now he has the balls to dump her? One-eyed monkeys strapped to tables with their craniums sawed open at an RJ Reynolds test lab where toothless Virginia rednecks blow Marlboro Red smoke right on their brain tissue, are more appreciative of what’s life’s handed them than Josh Hartnett. In fact, I just showed my favorite monkey Cletus, Scarlett’s picture and he cried a little silent tear from his good eye. God Damn it.