Britney Spears and The White Trash Agenda

Apparently, Britney Spears knows how dine in style. This week she changed her infant son Sean’s dirty diaper on the table at a restaurant in LA.
Customers were horrified as they watched the pop babe clean up five-month-old Sean Preston as they enjoyed a meal at a lavish Los Angeles eatery.
One said: “It was disgusting. Someone else has got to eat at that table. Yuck.” The restaurant manager is quoted in Britain’s News of the World newspaper as saying: “It’s Britney Spears. What can we do?”(source)
Britney Spears never ceases to amaze me. She is one of the most wealthy entertainers in the world, she has had plenty of exposure to refined social situations and yet, she still acts like a country-come-to-town swamp hillbilly. It’s like Britney and Kevin are reading from the white trash color-by-numbers instruction manual. They are the embodiment of the country fried noveau-riche stereotype. The dichotomy of the Marlboro Red smokin’, cornrowed, redneck driving a Ferrari makes my head hurt.
The fact that anyone feels that it is okay to put a cloth doused with human feces on a table meant for food confounds me. As for the question above by the restaurant manager, “What can we do?”. Grow some balls, and walk over to her and say,” Redneck! What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out!”. The same kind of woman who changes her baby’s diapers on the table at restaurants is the first one to flop out the saggy, soured teat and slop feed her screaming baby to the horror of fellow diners. A quick tip: If your “baby” has all his teeth, its time to stop breast feeding. Unless you’re Lucy Lawless. Xena breastfeeding is sexy!
Random Posts
Posted in Britney Spears, White Trash |
By Fatback
One Comment to “Britney Spears and The White Trash Agenda”
Leave a Comment
You must be logged in to post a comment.





June 17th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I think just because, you are white and have no class I don’t see why people would consider you white trash.