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If you believe the hype (in this case Ted Casablanca’s hype) then Jessica Simpson is pregnant with somebody’s baby. Ted had this over at EOnline:

[H]ow ’bout that Jessica Simpson preggers? Now that one’s infinitely more plot thickening, as it would explain (a) why Nick Lachey has been awfully gal-friendly as of late, total recovery hookups in every sense o’ the word, I’m sure, and (b) why Nick’s good bud Mr. Matt Leinert was steallar[sic], if not superstellar in the UT-USC game.

I have no idea what Matt Leinert has to with this except that Nick Lachey is buds with him. I want to go on record as saying I called Jessica being pregnant a few months ago. My money is on Greg Coolidge (Director of the upcoming Employee of the Month) as the babby-daddy, because I like to start rumors. The first thumbnail is of Jessica and Greg on the set. The second is Jessica’s commando.