Charlize Theron is Single
Unbelievably beautiful Chalize Theron has reportedly dumped her unbelievably scary looking boyfriend (fiance?) of five years, Stuart Townsend.
He was noticeably absent from the Aeon Flux star’s side at last Sunday’s Oscars and the Baftas the week before.
Hollywood’s rumour mill went into overdrive. And last night a pal said: “Charlize is free and single again.
“Her relationship with Stuart is well and truly over.”
“They just grew apart. It wasn’t always easy because filming often kept them apart for months.” (source)
The reason she stayed with him so long can only be attributed to sheer fright. Stuart Townsend is a ghoul and Charlize Theron is hot South African heat. The two should never try to co-exist. It upsets the order of the universe. Every time they had sex, a unicorn fell from heaven and a 23 puppies died. Cute puppies.
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Written by Fatback on March 13, 2006 – 12:45 pm
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March 13th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Wow! I thought they were pretty serious and would probably get married. See? Just when you think you know people…LOL!