NSFW – Fatback Media

Rumors are circling the gossip dens about marriage troubles between Reese Witherspoon and her husband Ryan Phillippe, with whom she has two children. Of course, Reese’s camp has issued a denial, but insiders are saying that she may be planning to get pregnant again in order to strengthen her marriage.(source)

[A] new report says Reese will not give up and is planning to save her marriage possibly by having baby number three.

And a report says she’s willing to walk away from her $30 million a movie career if she has to.

Patricia Towle cites an insider that dishes, “Reese has achieved everything a woman could want except for a rock-solid marriage.”

The friend says. “She’s on cloud nine with her Oscar win, but she knows that her marriage could use strengthening. She’ll gladly put her career on hold because family matters most.”

I don’t think Reese Witherspoon could get any cuter even if she was lying in a spring meadow with two puppies with pink ribbons tied to their wittle heads. I literally don’t know if I would rather have sex her or have slumber party with her where she’s wearning a fluffy bathrobe and bunny slippers. We could have movie night and everything! Freeway kicked ass. That said, when will southern women realize that getting knocked up at the first sign of trouble is probably not the best way to hang on to a man? Children do not make a bad marriage better, they make it much, much worse- just ask Shar Jackson (or Britney Spears in 6 months). The decision to have children should be based on love and mutual respect or, if your like my mom, on the chance to visit that dreamy pediatrician again. Munchausen rulez!