Kristin Cavalleri is dating Nick Lachey

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Nick Lachey seems to making his rounds. First he was rumored with wife Jessica’s assistant CaCee Cobb, then Miss Kentucky Lizzie Arnold, and then his brother Drew’s dancing partner Cheryl Burke. Now it appears that he is going after the teen heat, because he was recently spotted with Laguna Beach (star?) Kristin Cavalleri.

Page Six calls it a match made in Reality TV hell.

The item claims “Newlyweds” hubby Nick Lachey is hooking up with “Laguna Beach” babe Kristin Cavalleri. The swingin’ single ex of Jessica Simpson introduced his mother to bubbly blonde Cavalleri last week over dinner at Palomino in Westwood, Calif., tattles an eatery insider.

Lachey had previously enjoyed some rebound relief with buxom Miss Kentucky Elizabeth Ann Arnold, while Cavalleri had been dating former Olympian Bruce Jenner’s son, Brody.

I made that reference to star above because I don’t really believe that Laguna Beach was a reality show at all; it was completely scripted. I also use the the term star very loosely, because the only reason Kristin is famous is because she is a whiny rich bitch, from Southern California. I never watched Laguna Beach except for the times it was on mute in the background while I was throwing one on my world famous cocktail parties at Mercer House in Savannah. I would have turned it off but I couldn’t hold the mirror and the rolled up $100.00 bill steady for the naked strippers and work the remote. Jesus. I’m only human.

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4 Comments to “Kristin Cavalleri is dating Nick Lachey”

  1. Dave Says:

    if i was nick id hope in kristins ass to shes a hot bitch

  2. ariana Says:

    whore.slut.bitch.transvestite.haha

  3. Dave Says:

    I want to fuck her

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