http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2006/03/03/scarlett-johannson-is-tantric/ Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:16:02 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2006/03/03/scarlett-johannson-is-tantric/comment-page-1/#comment-204 Scarlett Johansson is lucky » Fatback and Collards » Blog Archive Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:17:56 +0000 http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2006/03/03/scarlett-johannson-is-tantric/#comment-204 [...] It’s really refreshing to see such a naturally beautiful woman have that attitude and feel comfortable with her body the way Scarlett does. Of course it’s easy to not exercise and eat like shit when you’re 21 and look like you were carved from Italian marble. Unfortunately, there’s something that Scarlett doesn’t know about yet. It’s called turning 25. At 25, all that shit you’ve been eating starts to hang around and get comfortable on places like your ass and your thighs and pretty soon those stretch pants don’t seem like such a good idea. And all the tantric sex in the world won’t do a god damn thing. Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale realized this early and that’s why they work every day to be fit, yet  maintain their curves. I’m not saying that Scarlett needs to start working out, I’m saying that I only dates girls who are under 25. Call me ladies. [...] [...] It’s really refreshing to see such a naturally beautiful woman have that attitude and feel comfortable with her body the way Scarlett does. Of course it’s easy to not exercise and eat like shit when you’re 21 and look like you were carved from Italian marble. Unfortunately, there’s something that Scarlett doesn’t know about yet. It’s called turning 25. At 25, all that shit you’ve been eating starts to hang around and get comfortable on places like your ass and your thighs and pretty soon those stretch pants don’t seem like such a good idea. And all the tantric sex in the world won’t do a god damn thing. Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale realized this early and that’s why they work every day to be fit, yet  maintain their curves. I’m not saying that Scarlett needs to start working out, I’m saying that I only dates girls who are under 25. Call me ladies. [...]

]]> http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2006/03/03/scarlett-johannson-is-tantric/comment-page-1/#comment-203 Brad Thu, 09 Mar 2006 22:30:26 +0000 http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2006/03/03/scarlett-johannson-is-tantric/#comment-203 Damn!! Scarlett's HOT!! Damn!! Scarlett’s HOT!!

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