Scarlett Johannson is tantric
Scarlett Johannson’s grimy boyfriend, Josh Harnett is apparently trying to have tantric sex with her. He recently made comments that he was really into sex and really into tantric sex. (source)
Josh Hartnett has hinted he and lover Scarlett Johansson have tantric sex.
The handsome actor claims has been trying to master the mystical practice - which involves meditating while having sex to achieve a mind-blowing orgasm - and insists it is incredible once you get the hang of it.
He said: “A really dirty friend of mine gave me a book on tantric sex for my birthday. I studied it to see what all the fuss was about. It’s not easy but it’s all good.”
And by dirty friend he means the guy with the eye-patch and the weird lumpy skin at the adult bookstore and by book on tantric sex he means a handjob for $15. The thought of Josh Hartnett being naked and in the same room with Scarlett Johannson naked makes my gentials cry a long and sad lament. That disturbing image aside, I think that when Scarlett told Josh, “I just wish it could last a little longer, speedy“, she probably wasn’t referring to tantric sex.
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Written by Fatback on March 3, 2006 – 1:33 pm
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March 9th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Damn!! Scarlett’s HOT!!
September 19th, 2006 at 9:17 am
[...] It’s really refreshing to see such a naturally beautiful woman have that attitude and feel comfortable with her body the way Scarlett does. Of course it’s easy to not exercise and eat like shit when you’re 21 and look like you were carved from Italian marble. Unfortunately, there’s something that Scarlett doesn’t know about yet. It’s called turning 25. At 25, all that shit you’ve been eating starts to hang around and get comfortable on places like your ass and your thighs and pretty soon those stretch pants don’t seem like such a good idea. And all the tantric sex in the world won’t do a god damn thing. Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale realized this early and that’s why they work every day to be fit, yet maintain their curves. I’m not saying that Scarlett needs to start working out, I’m saying that I only dates girls who are under 25. Call me ladies. [...]