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Pretty much worthless boy, Drew Lachey recently won the Dancing With The Stars Competition. I am not sure who Cheryl Brook is but I guess she is some kind of star in some circles.

Together with his pro partner Cheryl Burke, they foot-loosed to Hound Dog, which ended when Drew leaped over Cheryl’s shoulders; a move which during practice, they seemed skittish about pulling off during the live performance.(source)

The real news here, is not that the no-name brother of a no-name singer from a crap “boy-band” frolicked around the stage and won the big prize. The news here is that Stacy Keibler has the badonkadonk and legs so long that it makes me weep silently to myself into my pillow at night. I think that people like Stacy, who fight the good fight but never get the prize are the real heroes here. Wait, maybe that’s retarded kids. Whatever. Just look at Stacy and know she’s winner in book. And knowing is half the battle.

Update: Thanks to the Eagle Eyed Glitterati Gossip reader who noticed that I forgot to cite The Gorgeous Glitterati Gals as the source of the above quote. Oops! Alliteration rulez! Plagiarism is for losers.

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