NSFW – Fatback Media

Habitually dirty greaseball, Josh Harnett has apparently realized that he is dating someone he doesn’t deserve and has reportedly given girlfriend Scarlett Johannson a diamond ring.

In Touch Weekly details that Josh presented his buxom 21-year old girlfriend with a platinum and diamond ring on the big day as the two shared a $1,000 bottle of champagne at the LA restaurant L’Orangerie.

“He didn’t pop the question,” an insider dished.

“But he did keep telling her how much he loved her when he gave it to her.”

Josh Harnett is a class act. That was so smooth how he gave her a diamond-but not engagement-ring on Valentines Day. I think all the ladies in room will agree with me when I say that amounts to two things.

1. Jack
2. Shit

Giving a beautiful woman diamond ring on Valentines Day but not asking her to marry you is pretty much the shittest thing you can do to a girl. You might as well just buy her a kitten and then skin it and eat it right in front of her. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to the pet store.