Jessica Simpson wants Dane Cook
Or at least his girlfriend, Valli Girls Lead Singer Rachel Houghton thinks so. Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook are currently filming the movie Employee of the Month in New Mexico and rumor has it that his girlfirend is a bit worried.(source)
In Touch gives this report:
Dane Cook’s girlfriend has flown to New Mexico to be near her man – because she is terrified he will leave her for Jessica.
She reportedly told a friend: “I am so worried he will fall for Jessica. He thinks she is really hot!” Costa Rica-born Raquel, 26, has been dating the 33-year-old for more than two years — they even have a miniature pincher together.
Unfortunately, Raquel’s presence on the set hasn’t made it easy for Jessica. “Dane’s girlfriend won’t speak to Jessica,” says a set insider.
“And they’re trying to avoid each other.”
First of all, I love Dane Cook, but in a totally platonic manly way. The dude is just funny. I mean I’d probably show him the bat wing, but then I would kick him in the ass. That said, his girlfriend, whom I’m told is a sexy, red-hot lead singer for some band I have never heard of called the Valli Girls, probably should watch out for Jessica Simpson. She has a bad habit of banging everyone she meets. Wait that’s a good habit.
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10 Comments to “Jessica Simpson wants Dane Cook”
April 12th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
Dane Cook is way too smart to hook up with the likes of Jessica Simpson. She would dumb him down.
June 26th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
raquel houghton is a waitress at the laugh factory…so much for her career as a singer for a “popular” band.
June 27th, 2006 at 8:30 am
sweet. is she any good?
June 29th, 2006 at 5:39 am
[...] We reported a few months back that Dane Cook may be stepping out on his hot Latina girlfriend and singer Raquel Houghton with Jessica Simpson, so this latest news is not too surprising. Simpson is reportedly getting hot and heavy with comedian Dane Cook, her co-star in their forthcoming flick “Employee of the Month,” according to Life & Style Weekly. “Sparks flew” during the filming of the movie over the winter but Cook was still with his longtime girlfriend Racquel Houghton. [...]
July 6th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Raquel looks pretty here, but when I saw her on the Tourgasm a couple of episodes ago she just looked like a skinny anybody. Maybe she just looks good in photos…anyway…Dane is young and riding high…if he wants to tootle Jessica Simpson, he should.
July 14th, 2006 at 9:45 am
JESSICA WILL ONLY DUMP HIM TOO CAUSE HE ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER JUST LIKE SHE DID NICK
July 27th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Well… I think he would be better off… I’ve never even heard of Raquel…what band was she in??? Besides, Jess is way hotter than she is… She is the only blond that I think is cool…
July 27th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
I thought is was blonds that had more fun…maybe it was brunettes…
August 3rd, 2006 at 3:39 pm
really ppl can we find nothing better to do with our time and energey to comment on the lifes od two ppl we not only do not know, but probably never will. who really cares if they are together, if they are damn, good for them, everyone deserves happiness, if they make each other happy, who are we to say its no good?and if he’s still with raquel, good for him. listen ppl they are just everyday ppl with a job, and a life, find something better to do! this nation is so hell bent on useless gossip,when it comes to celebrities, that it really doesnt suprise me, that we are considered one the dumbest nation in the world! come on ppl open something other than a tabloid! come on, they dont wipe their ass any different, or in a better way than you and i. everyone shits, we dont have to sniff it just to know what they ate!
August 20th, 2006 at 6:57 am
This rumor about Dane Cook And Jessica Simpson dating probaly isn’t true anyway. But I hope they are, Jessica needs to find herself a new man.