K-Fed and his new French jail-bait coke-head whore

Or whatever. I just call ‘em like I see ‘em. So, obviously you’ve all seen these pictures of K-Fed and this mystery woman. HollywoodRag.com had some deets about the girl being a consummate "starfucker" and obligatory LA coke-head. This story isn’t really even news except for the fact that the two most famous hillbillies in the world are doing what hillbillies do. Lovin’, leavin’, lyin’ and cheatin’. That should be a country song. Wait. That’s every country song. Britney’s away and K-Fed is one bottle of Jack Daniels away from increasing his brood. But I digress. Here’s what the rag had to say:

Email from a [Hollywood Rag] reader:

The woman in the picture with Kevin Federline…
her name is Sandy Laktar or something to that effect. She is a french
actress that is in Los Angeles on holiday. I have partied with her on
occasion and as I understand it she is trouble and a horrible star
fucker. She also has a horrific coke problem.

She also has a MySpace account that says she’s 14. I doubt it, but it would make the hillbilly story have much more a ring of verisimilitude if she was. I really have no idea what they are doing together but according to the laws of Los Angeles County they’re banging. And that’s enough for me. And also, according to some other laws that I just made up: it’s a fact that she is now 2 months pregnant with K-fed’s baby. Just sayin’