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Mischa Barton is quickly becoming my new favorite OC star. Although, Kelly Rowan is one HotMama. Mmmm, cougar. Mischa recently lashed out at Paris Hilton about the supposed rivalry between the two. According to MIscha, the rivalry was nothing more than a one-sided fixation on Paris’s part.

‘The O.C.’ star says she’s tired of the hotel heiress criticising other successful girls, but insists she isn’t trying to compete with the blonde.

She stormed: “Paris isn’t my rival. I met her one or two times and she’s making out there’s this big rivalry between us and there so isn’t.”
She added: “She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful. Silly bitch.”

Mischa Barton is on the fast-track to becoming top ten in my personal heroes book. It’s not really a book, though. It’s more of a cocktail napkin that I found in my pocket with smeared lipstick on it. Did I mention that I woke up in the trunk of a 1971 Yellow Gran Torino wearning a prom dress and thigh highs? Well, I shouldn’t have. Here’s more of Mischa wearing clothing that let’s us see her breasts. My hero.

Images courtesy Egotastic.com and Subvertsociety.com