Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t get it

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Jennifer Aniston is reportedly finally finished with ex-husband Brad Pitt. Recently she stated that she was finally trying to move on with her life and start a family of her own.

According to pals, she no longer even
talks to Brad, 42, now that they have finalized the divorce, reports
The National Enquirer.  "Jen is cutting off ties once and for all and
is moving on with her life," and insider tells the weekly.

This would be a very good move for Jen.  Earlier Cindy Adams
reported the couple spent a late night at the Beverly Hills Hotel and
were canoodling and whispering to each other.  Perhaps they were
celebrating Jen’s vow to dump Brad and Angie from her life.

What part of you got fucking dumped didn’t sink in with her? Her husband banged a much hotter chick, while they were still married. Not even a year after the divorce was final he already has two kids with his new girlfriend and she’s pregnant with the third. From what we know, he has had Ringling Brothers Witch Doctor sex with Angelina for 63 weeks in row and hasn’t even come up for air long enough to say Jennifer who? But, I am seriously glad she finally put her foot down and decided to end it. Brad will be crushed.

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2 Comments to “Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t get it”

  1. Erin Dailey Says:

    “Ringling Brothers Witch Doctor sex with Angelina for 63 weeks in row…” Heeeeeee. This conjures up mental images that crowd my brain. Seriously.

  2. fatback Says:

    Glad I could make dead president’s day eventful, E.

    -f.

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