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Apparently, my status in the world has risen above the hoi poilloi because I got an exclusive email about Paris Hilton getting "floured" by PETA activists at London Fashion Week. I guess my medium-rare human baby tenderloin will have to wait. PETA has never been quiet about their disdain for Paris Hilton and her various endangered species pets or her dead species furs.  The BBC had this:

The US socialite opened Julien Macdonald’s show on the first night wearing diamonds valued at £2m.

But animal rights campaigners from Peta showered flour
over Hilton and the designer, who uses fur, as they made their way to
his after-show party.

London Fashion Week runs until Saturday at the Natural History Museum.

"There is nothing remotely fashionable about the torture and death of animals killed for fur," said Peta Europe’s Yvonne Taylor.

Although I disagree with some of PETA’s ideologies, like the whole not eating meat thing (what’s with that?) I pretty much agree with them on everything else. Like the don’t be mean to puppies thing. Puppies are cute. However, if they are going to attack a celebrity in public they need to work on their strategy. For instance. they should start by replacing the flour bombs with sacks of bloody nails. Not puppy blood though! Also, once the nails do their job, instead of hurling epithets at the stars, they should release starving snow leopards at them. They’re endangered! Then they should spray Aqua Net in Paris Hilton’s eye. That last one is just because I am curious as to what would happen. I have the mind of a scientist. A sexy scientist.

Thanks to those crazy kids at PETA for the info. I love Broccoli!

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