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Rumors are flying that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are to be married in Nashville, TN in two weeks. The couple who secretly (but not so secretly) dated for months, finally went public with their relationship recently at an awards show. I will be relying on my Nashville homies to cover this event and bring back the goods.The National Ledger had this:

This report comes from the American TV show Extra.

In their special Valentine’s day report from February 14, the show
asks:  "since it’s Valentine’s Day is there a better day to reveal to
the world that you are getting hitched?"

It then cites sources
close to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman and an Australian morning show
that is reporting that not one, but two people close to the country
music star have slipped that the two will tie the knot in Nashville
within the next two weeks.

I usually just make up half the shit on this site anyway, and I see no reason to stop now. Nicole Kidman is 2 months pregnant with Keith Urban’s baby and they are rushing to the altar before she starts to show. See? I just wrote that and it already seems true. Because it is.