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Britney Spears was apparently rushed to the hospital yesterday for an unknown ailment. TMZ had this:

We’re told Spears complained of stomach cramps.

This
is not Spears’ first problem with stomach cramps. Last September, she
went to a Santa Monica hospital complaining of the same ailment.

Not really much to say about it except, great fucking photo. That could be anyone in that picture. Hell, it could be me in drag, except my legs aren’t that hairy. And damn girl, if you’re gonna pull off wearing those boots I have two words for you. Accessories, bitch. And anyway, who gives a shit if Britney has cramps? I’m not even a doctor, but Grey’s Anatomy has taught me that if you keep eating pork cracklin’s and washing them down with Iced Frappacino’s and Marlboro Light’s you might get a little impacted.