Jennifer Garner is no Britney Spears

Jennifer Garner has vowed to lose her baby weight after seeing recent pictures of Britney Spears. The new mom reportedly was moved to action after seeing the how unflattering Britney is after her pregnancy. The Star had this post:

"The recent picture of a double-chinned
Britney must have been a wake up call for Jen," says a friend of the
actress. I heard pictures like that terrified her into seeing how she
could become."

As a result says the source, Jen is even more determined to get back her fabulous body.

"It showed Jen that unless she shook herself out of the new mom
thing she’s in, she’ll just sit back, eat more and soon outweigh
Britney."

Jennifer Garner was hot before she pregnant and even up until she was about 6 months pregnant she looked good from behind. She always had that sexy lean jungle fighter look with a pretty face and enough junk in the trunk to keep her feminine. I’m glad she’s going to get back down to fighting weight, though. And I completely understand why. The recent pictures of Britney Spears have even terrified me, and I am a former Navy Seal Brain Surgeon with a dark past and a secret that no one can ever know. And even I just joined the gym again after seeing that mess at the Grammy’s the other night. Nip-slip or not.

In case your wondering why I put that image of Jen with Michael Vartan in it up there, it’s because the writers of Alias have decided against continued raping of the loyal viewers and are going to bring Michael Vartan back for up to 6 episodes starting this spring (as soon as the first ABC spring line-up show fails and they get a time slot). Maybe I’ll go see Mission Impossible 3 just thank JJ Abrams for putting on the leather Fonzie jacket and jumping the shark with Alias then jumping back over the same shark to end the series on a bullshit note. Aaaye.