NSFW – Fatback Media

It’s Friday. So that means it’s Pimp time. And down south we roll strong. If a ho gets outta pocket…well..you know.

Sharon Stone calls the kettle black (Glitterati) Apparently Sharon Stone feels that there are way to many boobies flying around half naked on the red carpet. I have no idea what this woman is saying.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon reunite on the big screen (Nonsense). Maybe Matt will let Ben be a grip on the set of the new Bourne Indentity movie. That’s what friends are for. Keep smilin’, keep shinin’…

Britney Spears Country Fried Nipple Slip (City Rag). I can remember a time when that headline would guarantee a server overload from traffic. Speaking of Britney…

Britney Spears is horrifying (Subvert Society). Understatement? Yes. But you gotta see this blue tongue thing she’s sporting at the Grammy’s. What the F’ing, F?

Nicole Ritchie pretends to eat at Nick’s game (POPSUGAR). She puts all the crumbs in her pockets and get attacked by pigeons who pick her bones dry. Not really. But she does accentuate her skeleton size by wearing giant ugly bug sunglasses. What a stupid dummy.

Jessica Alba in Playboy (Egotastic). Put your lotion and sock down, I already checked. She’s not nude. God damn it. I really like this new stuff I got from the Body Shop. Rosemary Green Tea kicks ass.