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Kristin Bell who was # 68 on Maxim’s 2005 Hot 100 Girls list, is set to be on an upcoming cover. The Bastardly has some of the sketchy details. And by sketchy, I mean hopefully true. According to the post, Kristen has some quite colorful quotes. Here are the alleged Maxim quotes:

"I love making sex tapes as much as I love giving blowjobs after baking raspberry muffins."

"I like to play with myself while watching American Idol or any other show."

Now I have never been a stickler for things like citing sources, or researching quotes, or authenticating sources etc, so I’ll go out on a limb here and say that this is probably 113.58% true. At least it will be in the next Veronica Mars episode that I direct in my head.

Thanks to Kristen Bell Online for the images.

UPDATE: Of course this is complete bullshit. But what do I care, really? Just don’t throw any more bricks in my window, m’kay?