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Apparently, losing her jail-bait status hasn’t stopped Lindsay Lohan from going after much older men. She reportedly started dating Fez when she was 16 and he was 24. Now that she’s 19 she’s upped the ante a bit and is going after guys in their 30’s.

Lindsay Lohan is skewing older. ‘In Touch
Weekly’ claims the 19-year-old has been “quietly seeing” 31-year-old
singer Ryan Adams.

The mag also contends she “hooked up” with 38-year-old Benicio Del Toro last Sunday.

He went out to help his sometime girlfriend Sara Foster celebrate
her birthday, “but he dumped her to party with Lindsay,” says the mag.

After “spending hours canoodling, the couple headed to the Mercer Hotel.

When I first read that, I thought it said Bryan Adams and vomited a little bit in my mouth. That guy is just creepy. I think he and Keith Urban are twins separated at birth and taken from their dad, Johnny Winter. Digressing a bit, I know…

But it’s not Bryan Adams. It turns out she’s banging that effeminate kid with the crazy hair and the soulful lyrics that make the ladies swoon. Benicio Del Toro is just a badass in my book. He’s thirty eight and still banging 19 year old actresses. Granted, Lindsay Lohan’s body has been ravaged by drugs, bulimia and deviant sex, so technically she’s Sharon Stone in actress years. So, maybe it’s not that great of a score. Maybe if he was getting Scarlett Johannson…that would be different.

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