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This is Britney Spears driving her child around on the PCH this week. You know, the big highway with all the cliffs. Notice anything wrong with this picture? Right. Britney is an acne covered mess. Also of note is that her child is not restrained in a child safety seat; which, I am pretty sure is a law in most states. Britney is an awesome mom. Even the body guard has a seatbelt on. If you want to kill your kid, just keep feeding him cheetoes and smoke menthols around him like my mom did. “Survival of the fittest”, she would say. “If it don’t kill you, it’ll at least make you sick. I got Munchausen by Proxy you little bastard, now drink this bleach!”. God I miss her.