Gettin Funky….like an old batch of Collard Greens
Alright chil’ren. Simmer down. I’ve been down south honky-tonkin’ for 10 days and I have never been so drunk. I went down and Bible-thumped my way through the south eating at every greasy spoon I could find by day and drinking till dawn in every bar that had live music. The posting has been for shit and I am currently trying out a new server situation because of traffic. You bitches are slowing me down, and the Freebird’s gotta fly, right?
Speaking of down south, I just got the Erin Daily (of Television Without Pity fame) interview completed. It is almost 100% not made up. Erin is the recapper for my former favorite show, Alias. Currently she lives in my neck of the woods (Charleston, SC) and she answered my questions for our kissing cousin site, GiveMeMyRemote.com Forums. Read the full text of the interview here.
Bustah Rhymes body guard killed by gunfire. (Glitterati Gossip) Is there any other way for a gangsta rapper’s body guard to die? Henessey for my fallen homies, yo.
Nikki Cox and her ginormous frontal regions is engaged to Jay Mohr. (WWTDD).
Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have split. (All This Nonsense). I guess he’s her second favorite mistake.
Fatback and Collards at MySpace: Join the southern fried fun over at our MySpace account. It’s better than grits n’ gravy.
Watch out girlz! Jessica Simpson may be switching sides. (Subvert Society)
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By Fatback
2 Comments to “Gettin Funky….like an old batch of Collard Greens”
February 8th, 2006 at 8:21 am
MMMMMM, good-lookin’ chow. Down the Street Cafe in Montgomery or Lady and Son’s, Savannah?
February 8th, 2006 at 9:07 am
I’ve only stopped for gas in Montgomery, so I’ve never been to Down the Street Cafe, but I have been to Savannah and I think I have made clear my love Ms. Paula Deen. Her fried chicken is second only to my grandmother’s. Don’t get me started on the collards…