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Gwyneth Paltrow says no to drugs and yes to boredom. The recent mom who no longer does any drugs says that her abstinence is not a sign of ennui but of contentment. Handbag has the details.

The Proof actress, who is currently pregnant with her second child,
blames her sobriety for her dull image, but her maintains her
abstinence from stimulants is a sign of contentment.

  She says, "There is this perception of us in this country, like, oh, they’re quite boring.

  "They do yoga and they stay home watching UK Gold.

  "I think we’re happy. We’re not looking for other things in life. We like our house. We like our kid. We like our friends.

"I think it’s sort of funny how you have to be doing coke off the
ass of some stripper to be perceived as not boring these days.")

Not just some stripper Gwynnie, a hot Russian stripper on a bear skin rug wearing one of those big furry Russian miltary hats, while her stripper friends pour Polish buffalo grass vodka all over your back. Wait. What? At any rate, Gwyneth Paltrow shouldn’t be concerned about what other people think. Settling down with a morose British whiner and having two children doesn’t make you boring. Wait. Yes it does. Just to show that I am an Ambassador of wolrd peace here is a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow when it was cool do do coke off of her ass.