Natasha Lyonne is man’s best friend
American Pie (co-)star Natasha Lyonne, who has had some recent troubles with the law, missed a Court appearance this week. A warrant has been issued for her arrest for several infractions. Not the least of which was the ill-treament of a dog.
Lyonne is facing a number
of charges, including her alleged threat to sexually molest her former
neighbor’s dog during a 2004 altercation. She is also charged with
criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing.Friday’s
hearing was rescheduled after the actress missed court dates earlier in
the week. Last Monday, her lawyer explained to the judge that "an
emergency has come up." The lawyer went on to confess that he did not
know what the emergency was.The latest absence marks the
fourth time Lyonne has missed a court date and the third time a bench
warrant has been issued for her arrest.The most recent
warrant against the troubled actress was cleared up after it was
revealed she spent most of the summer being treated at a New York
hospital for hepatitis C, a heart infection and a collapsed lung.
Damn, girl. Damn. My internet filters at work are choking down trying to get this story published. I’m probably going to get fired. I viewed the results of a Google search for smack addicted, hepatitis C positive, dog fucking actresses and now I can’t stop crying.
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By Fatback
2 Comments to “Natasha Lyonne is man’s best friend”
January 31st, 2006 at 9:07 am
i saw natasha at the nick here in the ham (seriously, you need to come down here and experience the wildness) and she was all coked out and slutty. my two favorite things about her.
January 31st, 2006 at 11:42 am
My sentiments exactly. Although, I would keep her away from your dog. Speakin’ of the ‘Ham. I have been through your fair city before on drug runs to Pensacola. Never stopped though. I’ll have to check it out sometime.