Charlize Theron Complains about her lady lumps

Charlize Theron feels like her breasts are costing her roles in movies. Recently, she said that she thinks if her her boobs were bigger she would get offered more movie roles.
The UK Sun cites Empire:
“I knew it wouldn’t just be running around with big tits and kicking things. I’m not good at that. “I haven’t got any tits."
The star of the ‘Italian Job’ has bared her breasts for several movie roles, but she apparently believes bigger boobs mean better roles.
The sexy star claims her small chest puts directors off casting her – because they cannot shoot the obligatory boob bouncing scenes, the paper reports.(source)
Bigger boobs don’t always mean better roles. Although most of my screenplays involve obligatory bouncing boob scenes, even my documentary on Turkish Prison life, I disagree with Charlize on the fact that she doesn’t have any "tits". I told her that when we dated, but she would always cry and take the tissue paper out of her push up bra. Such a sweetie. More of my ex-girlfriend Charlize Theron after the jump. NSFW!
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April 30th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
I hope that’s not her subtle way of informing the wacking off masses that she’s in line for bolt-ons.
I can’t imagine her perfect-ness being… Um… More perfecter?
Perfectest?
Boobies!