Scarlett Johansson too nice to bitch-slap a Gay

Scarlett Johansson reportedly used restraint at the 2006 Golden Globes Red Carpet event when Issac Mizrahi groped her breast. Apparently, she was upset by the incident but didn’t smack him because he is gay.(source)

Scarlett Johansson is beyond furious at
the designer-turned-cabaret performer/turned "E!" red carpet
interviewer Isaac Mizrahi. His handling of her bosom at the Golden
Globes pre-show shocked the star.

She said to friends, "If he hadn’t been gay, I would have slapped him."

See, that’s where people go wrong right there. Issac Mizrahi is completely punchable on many levels, regardless of his sexual orientation. I’m pretty sure if I were reporter covering the Golden Globes and I saw Issac Mizrahi, I would just break ranks and punch him repeatedly in the face - on camera. Then I would interview myself on how it was to punch Isaac Mizrahi in the face at the Golden Globes. When I won my Pulitzer, I would thank myself and Scarlett Johansson and then I would run right over to Issac Mizrahi’s house and punch him in the face; just to keep it real.

More pictures of Scarlett Johansson kickin’ it at the after-party in that banging red dress after the jump.