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Reports are circulating that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning to get married by Valentine’s Day this year so their child (or children?) will not be born out of wedlock. (source)

The UK Sun reports this
over the weekend that "sources close to the pair tell us that Brad Pitt
and Angelina Jolie are planning to tie the knot before Valentine’s Day."

"It will be very soon - in the next few weeks and at their Malibu
home," says our spy. "There won’t be many guests - it’s strictly close
friends and family."

It’s believed the couple want to get it sorted so pregnant Angie can concentrate on her bump.

Wow. That’s pretty old fashioned. And I’m from the south so I know all about old fashioned. In fact, my mom was in a similar situation when she got pregnant with me. She and my dad got married to do the right thing. It’s a really sweet story of love and commitment. I think mom put it best when she told my dad," Fuck it! I can’t work this coat-hanger. Let’s just get married". I still get all choked up about that. Sorry, I gotta go.