Britney Spears is Devout

Britney Spears is apparently changing religions again. The star was seen recently with her son, Sean Preston at a Hindu temple in Malibu California.

The singer — who was raised a Baptist and has
famously studied Kabbalah, a branch of Jewish mysticism — now is
apparently dabbling in Hinduism.

The
“Oops, I Did It Again” crooner was spotted at a Hindu temple in Malibu,
where she reportedly was getting a blessing for her baby son, Sean
Preston.

I know this a few days old but I had to address it. It’s people like this that give organized religion a bad name. I mean first she’s a baptist, then a follower of Kabbalah (Judaism), and now she is trying Hindu. I’m pretty sure the Muslims won’t take her, what with her being the embodiment of the American White Devil and all, so I guess scientology is next. The thing about religion is that you need to stick to one faith for it to be genuine. It’s not a hobby. You can’t dabble. Down south you can be ostracized just for changing from baptist to Presbyterian. I tried that with my old church and they brought out the rattlesnakes on me. Now I serve the Dark Lord.