K-Fed is not Faithful

Kevin Federline reportedly spent some time with a porn star in Las Vegas in December when he and wife Britney Spears were allegedly taking some time apart.

American tabloid The Star is dropping the
bombshell accusation that Brit’s husband K-Fed has cheated on her with
ex-adult film star Kendra Jade during a weekend getaway in Las Vegas.

The tryst allegedly happened during the time when Brit had
reportedly kicked Kevin out of the house and took away his Ferrari.
Brit bailed to Louisiana to re-group and seek support and advice from
mom.

The Star says that while Brit was away, Federline slid to Sin City
where Kevin and Kendra partied, cuddled and made out during a seven
hour romp in her suite with several other friends.

Kendra is most famous for her video taped sex romp with none other than Jerry Springer.

The details include several bottles of champagne (a Cristal bill of
over $7,000, the source dishes) and four masseuses that cost $700 for
the whole group. The party lasted seven hours according to the report
and then K-Fed headed back to LA "to make nice with Britney," the
report from the Star tabloid claims.

I would have posted some pictures of Ms. Jade, but when I did a Google Image search for her, the internet filters here at work burst into flames. If you are dying to know what this little class act looks like, here’s the incredibly not safe for work image search. Wait. You know what? Just don’t click it.

Things like this make me feel really bad for Kevin Federline. I mean, so what if he whored around in Vegas with some disease ridden porn star (who banged Jerry Springer BTW), he’s got it tough. I mean rap albums don’t make themselves. It takes talent. And weeks of wake-and-baking at noon then driving over the the studio in a $250,000.00 Ferrari, getting high there all day too, then coming home to a multi-million dollar mansion and eating Cheetos and watching porn till you pass out. Wait. That’s how to piss me off.