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British actress and Vampire heat, Kate Beckinsale is currently wrapping the sequel to the 2003 smash hit Underworld called Underworld:Evoutions. I say "smash hit", not because of the movie’s box office success but because of the success it had in my own sexual fantasy adventures. It had all the key elements to win over the viewing audience in my mind. Kate Beckinsale. Check. In skin-tight latex. Check. As a sexy hot vampire writhing all over other sexy hot vampires. Check. Double Check. Apparently, Kate has no idea what wearing those clothes and doing love scenes with other female vampires does to other people.

The trailers and stills from the upcoming
film "Underworld: Evolution," show an uber-sexy Kate, and reportedly
she is involved in some sort of threesome with a man and another female
vamp.

And according to Page Six:

Kate Beckinsale not only has a vampire
threesome (two females, one male) [aka "the good kind"-fatback] in "Underworld: Evolution," she also
wears head-to-toe latex, the better to get her victims’ red blood
heated up.

"You actually forget you are wearing it after a while but other
people sure don’t," she says in her cover story in Giant magazine. "I’d
bend over to tie my shoes and four grips behind me would be making
groaning noises and suddenly I’d be quite aware again."

And by forget you are wearing it she means I know exactly what I am doing to you, you pitiful bastards. I am pretty sure that Kate Beckinsale is so hot that she could sleep with any man or woman, gay or straight on the planet. Which brings me to my next point. Len Weisman made a pact with the devil. According the the saucy UK SUN Kate’s delicate sexy mind has been turned by her husband who has recently joined the ranks of the devils minions.

Meanwhile the 32-year-old also confessed
she dresses up in saucy outfits for a nightly striptease for director
husband Len Wiseman.

She told Playboy magazine: "It was Len’s idea.

"He tells me what to wear each evening. It really helps our relationship.
"There’s no way we are keeping it clean. That’s the whole point."

She added: "It’s just like when you get a photocopier and you just have to do one of your bum.

"It’s just one of those rules of life."

See? See that? Seven years of that is worth eternal anal rape with a devil’s firecock. Just sayin’. More of Kate and her soul-sellingly hot self after the jump. NSFW…of course!