NSFW – Fatback Media

I rarely ever get nostalgic or sappy kids, so don’t expect a bunch of tears and kisses. I wanted to take some time to reflect on this past year, on how the site has grown and on Jamie Lee Curtis’s boobies when they were the heat. Little known fact of trivia: Trading Places (1983) was Jamie Lee’s first nude scene. See? That’s why you come to me. Can I diffuse a plutonium trigger before it reaches critical mass and blows the main core? Well, yeah, prolly, but my real gift is useless trivia…especially when there are boobies. But I digress a bit.

My tailor is here fitting me for my tuxedo for the Embassy party later, so I have to be brief. I wanted to give a big ole southern SA-LUTE! to everyone who has visited the site for all your great comments and for helping our lil’ southern site get all growed up. Our traffic is through the roof and we have received nothing but good comments and support from all of our readers and fellow bloggers. Well except for that one thing… but other than that, its been smooth sailing.  I would like to thank some folks in no particular order.

KS from Allthisnonsense.com : My protege and now Internet phenom. The student has become the master. You have the best sources, even if our elders (ZING!) don’t give you credit.

KS (the other one) from GiveMeMyRemote.com :Thanks for the TV scoops and thanks for letting me write the recaps for my favorite shows.

Erin D from TWoP and the Red Head Papers: Super snarky chica and one of my writing inspirations. Thanks for all the great recaps so far and for agreeing to be interviewed over at GiveMeMyRemote.com next week. (SPOILER).

Zach from Veiled Conceit: Your site is hilarious and it was one of the few that I could get past my work email filters back when I was working for the man.

Josh Allen from Fireland:  Josh "jigga" Allen’s Fireland was the first blog I ever read and I started writing on the web because of Fireland. Browse his archives and laugh forever. Except the parts that I stole. This kid has been bringing down the house like the Kodan Armada. "What do we do now" Zzzzzzzzeet. "We die".

I would also like to thank and give props to all the people whom I read every single day and laugh and laugh and eventually steal content from. In case you were wondering. Again in no particular order I would like to thank A Socialite’s Life, Cockeyed, Defective yeti,Dooce,Egotastic,Glitterati Gossip (NEW LINK!),Go Fug Yourself, Hi-Heeled Hotties (NEW LINK!), Hollywood Rag,Hollywood Tuna,I Don’t Like You In That Way,Lainey’s Entertainment update,Misanthropic-bitch,Perez Hilton (and the Perez BoardRoom),PopSugar,Pretty Helmet,Ryan Mcgee,SamanthaBurns.com,The Best Page In The Universe.,The Superficial,The sneeze, What Would Tyler Durden Do?, Female First Boards,  and anyone else that I am too drunk to remember. Thanks for all the links, shout outs, support and Cease and Desist Letters (enjoy the Gmail JL!).

We’ve got some great changes coming up for ‘06 for this site and for some of the sites in our lil’ family. Merry New Year. Don’t forget that collards greens equals money, bitches. Eat your greens.

PS: I’m drunk so I’ll probably delete this by morning. Just remember that I love you right now…and that’s all that matters.