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Britney Spears wants another baby with husband Kevin Federline. She has reportedly said that she wants to give her son a sibling soon, "the sooner the better" she recently told In Touch Weekly. According to MSNBC:

“Britney was advised to wait at least three months after her baby’s
birth before trying to get pregnant again,” a “friend” told the mag.
“Now that that’s passed, she wants to try right away.”

Spears reportedly is hoping for a girl this time around, and is
actually thinking that another baby will help smooth out her rocky
relationship with Federline. “She is hoping another baby will
strengthen her marriage to Kevin,” another friend told the mag.

How better to fill the void of a loveless marriage to a freeloading redneck than to have another baby with him as soon as your C-Section scar heals. That really worked out for Shar Jackson. Except, not really. Britney needs to learn that children are not a substitute for love, nor will they bind a relationship that was broken to begin with. I think my mom put it best when she told me I was getting a new little brother,"God damn it! I ‘m pregnant again. That’s gonna cut into your rations. Now go by me a carton of Kools!". Oh, she was so silly like that. Like I was even old enough to buy smokes then.