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Or at least he used to be. Keith’s ex-girlfriend Laura Sigler has issued a warning to his new girlfriend Nicole Kidman about Keith’s prior problems with the crack cocaína. Obviously Nicole Kidman thought he said crackpot and not crackhead, and naturally assumed that he was a scientologist. ZING! According to reports:

Laura Sigler dated the country singer for
eight years and believes the former crack addict will not commit to a
long-term relationship with the Hollywood superstar, according to the
report.

She reportedly said, "Nicole and Keith might date for a while, but
it won’t last very long. I don’t know her but I know him very well."

The report, from Contact Music UK says Sigler, 35, has not seen the singer since they split in 2002.

She allegedly added, "It’s been hard. There were a lot of lows with
the drugs. I don’t have any dark past – he was probably the darkest
part, but I’m on my own now and I’m happy about that.

That sentence doesn’t really make sense. At all. I’m no expert, but years of selling crack to elementary school teachers has taught me that if you’re dating a crack head with lots of money it’s probably not for the money.   I’m not saying that his ex is a jealous crack fiend. Wait. That’s exactly what I am saying.