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Eva Longoria reportedly used a racial slur against the police officer who confronted the Desperate Housewives star and her boyfriend Tony Parker (San Antonio Spurs) when they "impeded traffic" over the Holiday weekend. According to AP and The National Ledger:

After seeing a car stopped, a bicycle
officer indicated that it was impeding traffic. When the car didn’t
move, the officer rapped the hood with the palm of his hand, according
to a police report.

Parker, who was behind the wheel, questioned why the officer touched
the car, and the couple "began screaming in a verbally abusive and
demeaning manner," police said.

The officer who wrote the citations said
Parker complained: "This is all the cops do, just mess with people,"
and that Longoria shouted from the car:

"He’s just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph."

Wait. What? But isn’t she…? Huh? I mean…huh?  After the incident Eva back peddled:

"It’s a shame that one officer conducted
himself in such an inappropriate and disorderly manner. I never made
any sort of racial slurs, let alone made any comments about the officer
being Mexican, as a Mexican myself," Longoria said through her
publicist.

What’s a shame is that Eva Longoria thinks that her spicy hotness will let her get away with using racial slurs. I mean, I wouldn’t let her call me a dirty redneck cracker and get away with it. Wait. Yes I would. But then again, I am a dirty redneck cracker. Maybe I just have a shitty publicist.