Jessica Simpson likes boys

The long list of men asscociated with Jessica Simpson is getting longer by the day. We have all heard about the Johnny Knoxville rumors, and Bam Margera, and Adam Levine, but now it appears that Jessica as added Trace Ayala to her harem.

She’s been linked in reports to her Dukes of Hazzard co-star Johnny Knoxville, as well as his bad-boy Jackass buddy and skateboard star Bam Margera. But Jessica’s latest boytoy may be Trace Ayala, 25, Justin Timberlake’s business partner in the William Rast clothing line, who she’s been spotted cozying up to in L.A. since mid-November.

A rep for Simpson insists that Ayala, who recently split with fiancée and 24 actress Elisha Cuthbert, 23, is close friends with Jess’ best friend and assistant CaCee Cobb. "That’s a complete hoax," a Simpson source tells Star.
"I think Trace is hanging around Jess because he wants to be her
boyfriend," the source says. "But Jessica told Trace she can’t date him
‘publicly’ for at least six months. Trace is gaga for Jessica, so he’ll
go along with anything at this point."

See that’s where guys go wrong. When a married girl says we can’t be seen in public together, but come back later when my husband isn’t around, you know you’re in for trouble. It starts out with you bringing her cigarettes at 3:00 in the morning after a fight. Next thing you know you’re meeting her anywhere she requests and bringing the strange items she’s asked for. You’re missing work. You’re not sleeping. But you’re in love. Right? Everything begins to blur into a foggy haze until one day you’re standing over her husband with a gun in your hand and she’s all "what’d you do?!".