NSFW – Fatback Media

At least that’s what I take from the quote you are about to read. Apparently Ms. Johansson thinks that monagamy is not a natural human instinct. Sometimes the news just writes itself folks (the rest of the time I just make it up.)

"I don’t think human beings are
monogamous by nature. It’s difficult – you have to put a lot of effort
into a relationship. I think it’s hard for actors to date each other
because they are so damn moody.

You are away from people constantly and having a relationship that
is strictly by phone, it is miserable. Or if you say to him/her, ‘Hey,
(even though) I am doing a very sexy scene with this very sexy
girl/boy, I love you and I’m going to be thinking of you when I am
rolling around in bed with this person!’"

It took me 8 hours of staring at that quote to write this post. It’s ironic because most of my screenplays involve Scarlett Johannson in a sexy scene with a girl rolling around in bed, except she keeps calling out my name and not Josh Hartnett.

Besides the obvious, which is, "guess what Josh Hartnett, I am fucking around on you with any number of actors and/or actresses", this only confirms my theory that all actors sleep with each other on set. I actually think it’s mandated in the SAG bylaws. SAG rulez.