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Gwyneth Paltrow is now admitting what we have all known for weeks: She’s pregnant. Being pregnant usually causes some physical and emotional changes for women. Gwyneth is no exception.

Paltrow reportedly was overheard telling her old friend Orlando Bloom that she was expecting.

According to The Mirror, one of their spy’s saw them together and said: "Orlando hasn’t seen Gwyneth in a while and he remarked how big her chest looked.

"She just laughed and said, ‘I know they are big. I can’t believe it. It’s amazing, isn’t it? It’s the best thing about being pregnant. I love the way I look!’"

Orlando Bloom is a smooth mother fucker. Perhaps I have been going about his all wrong. Nice rack, baby seems like the perfect way to pick up girls. That seems much easier than how I normally pick up the ladies. I usually just jump out of their bedroom closet wearing their prom dress with lipstick smeared all over my face and crying I love you…I love you.

More pictures if un-pregnant Gwynnie after the jump. Some may not be safe for work.