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The always sassy DListed has a thread (and that great image above) about Cacee Cobb and Nick Lachey. Cacee, if you’ll remember is the soon-to-be-the-newest-celebutant personal assistant to Mrs. soon-to-be-ex-Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson. Apparently, Nick and CaCee have formed a romantic involvement. And by romantic involvement I mean they’re banging.

"Just a few days ago, CaCee was rumoured of being romantically
involved with the star’s future ex-husband Lachey. CaCee, who seems to
be Jessica’s closest pal during the "Newlyweds," apparently did not
agree with the actress’ constantly infidelities and felt sorry for
Nick.

A source told New York Daily News paper: "She feels badly for
Nick and is very vocal about missing him. She saw Jessica abuse him all
along."

The glamorous Popsugar reports that CaCee is not keeping quiet at all about Jessica’s indiscretions.

CaCee has been blabbing a bit about Jessica and how she cheated on Nick
- not just with Johnny Knoxville, but with Maroon 5’s Adam Levine.
Apparently Jessica is trying desperately to hold on to her best friend
who she has bout a BMW
gave a shout out to on the Big in ‘05 Awards and even footed the bill
for her birthday party that night and included a vintage Rolex for a
gift. However, CaCee may not be bought. She is really upset with how
Jessica treated Nick during their marriage and she seems to be the one
telling people it was all Jessica who ruined things and we should feel
bad for Nick.

I think I could be persuaded to keep my mouth shut for a Rolex and a $40,000 car, but then again I could be bought off with a Hustler magazine and a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. So smooth. I have to say, CaCee is pretty hot and she is also not Jessica Simpson so that’s a huge bonus. I have a feeling that her new glamorous looks are going have an adverse affect on her job security, though. There’s nothing a southern woman hates worse than not being the prettiest girl in the room.

You can’t really blame her for jumping the Nick-bandwagon, though. Jessica said no to, "We want Prenup!", so Nick is looking at living the rest of his life in obscurity as a very rich man. I don’t blame Nick either, he probably got a little tired of asking dudes to scooch over when he jumped into bed a night and figured well, they have the same profile…

Pictures of CaCee and Nick totally not liking each other at all…after the jump.